Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield

So there was some article the other day about how Andrew decided that Emma was right for him. Um...that's great Andrew but we really wanna know how Emma decided that YOU were right for her.

Please let that be a wig over your gorgeous red hair.

I'm having a hard time embracing this couple. Sure, Andrew is the new Spiderman, but why do we need a new Spiderman already? I mean, is Tobey Maguire even 30 yet? Oh, he's 36? Well, that's depressing. And what has Andrew really even done? The Social Network? Big deal. And sure he's got okay-face, but he's so so skinny. And he has a huge head on that tiny body. Plus does he seem whiny to you? He seems whiny to me.

I think she's looking for someone better.

Meanwhile Emma is adorable. She's smart, her roles are vast and brilliant, and her career is promising. Her SNL appearances have been spot on. And she's adorable. Did I mention that? I mean, I want her a hundred miles away from Jim Carrey and his weird obsession with her. But it would be nice to see her with someone like...Chace Crawford or Josh Hartnett (he's still alive, right?)

I'm just not sure I can get on board with this. 

What do you think? Can you convince me?