If I Could Be A Superhero, I'd Be Adele

Not only did Adele help you (and me, and everyone we know) through that last break up.... 
Not only has she repurposed plus size as sexy (I owe her personal thanks for that one).... 
Not only does she sing like an angel with an attitude....
But NOW Adele is also a Superhero. 


That might be slightly exaggerated. At the very least she is the catalyst of a recent medical miracle. Did you hear about this?  A 7 year old British girl was in a coma after suffering a rare brain hemorrhage. Her mother curled up beside her in the bed and Adele's "Rolling in the Deep" came on the radio. The mom started singing and before long, the little girl was smiling. Now she's back in school and dance class. What the what!

It looks like she's an Angel, but this is really her Superhero cape...a nice soft sweater.

If this doesn't give Adele Superhero status, can we at least verb her name? 
Adele: 
Definition: To wake from a coma upon hearing Adele's music. 
Example Sentences:
"We were so glad she Adeled! It was really a miracle."
"The doctors said that short of Adeling, there was really no chance he would wake from the coma."
"The family gathered around and prayed for their mother to Adele."
"The people in rehab tried to Adele Lindsay Lohan out of her craziness."
(It's worth a try...)


So it needs a little refining, but if this kind of thing happens again, you mark my words, Adele is gonna verb. (And in a positive way, not the Urban Dictionary snarky way that pokes fun at her weight and her tendency to sing about fruitless behaviors.)


So maybe it's a coincidence, but you can bank on this: If one of my loved ones is EVER in a coma, I WILL bust out the Adele music so fast and sing at the top of my lungs with all the passion I can muster, "YOU HAVE MY HEART AND SOOOUUUL IN YOUR HANDS...." 


Cause you just never know...

My other super power is that I can burn rain.